"The content machine. If you thought it was dope...he probably made it."

"Super cool streamer with a super big sweet tooth. ...and cats."

"Founder and Headmaster of the Valen School of Selling out and Shamelessly Shilling."

" The Pen is mightier than the Sword ‎‎‎ "
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“Waits for Jake to be more awake so he can hunt something down”

"A Costco-loving Vtuber scaredy-cat. Not for the faint of heart - Screams at all the jump scares!"

"You may see him as the quiet nice guy, but think again he is a lot to deal with."

"Comfy or chaotic. The chance for fate depends on you, roll for initiative. The game has begun."

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"A purple-haired, smol menace who paradoxically chills out by playing horror games."

"Sets precedents, remains unprecedented. Drinks water with chopsticks."

"The soon to be future CEO of Twitch. (Has no idea what he is doing)."

"Whatever they say... don't believe the person below him."

“A teddy bear with a knife and a flamethrower that can guarantee a good time ... maybe?"

"NOT FUNNY IN THE MORNING! CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING"